cut your head off

An insult used in New Zealand and Austraila. Apparently telling one to cut one's head off is a bigger shot to the balls than calling one a bugger.

American: Might as well cut your head off
Aussi: What did you just say ta me?
*Ameircan has his arse handed to him.*

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fresh cut grass

that sweet smell of fresh cum in the throws of passion

Like when scotty cums in my mouth and all I can smell is fresh cut grass

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cut one from the herd

to choose one of a group of women/men and separate this one woman/man from the rest of the group.

to select a hot chick and take her away from her friends in order to have her for yourself.

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Cut you up into whales

the act of unconditional love between two or more people. Cutting each other up into whales is the best thing you can do for your special someone if society in general won't let you be together.

person 1: I'm going to cut you up into whales!

person 2: Aww really? I feel so loved

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Don't cut my feet

To cut a "middle man" out of a business deal for any reason without "middle man" permission. No matter how unreasonable, ridiculous or just down right stupid. Even if said "middle man" was the one who set you up with the new business contact in the first place. Even if going to the new business contact is more beneficial to you, out of some kind of far fetched, crazy person ideals you must throw all common sense and logic out the window and screw yourself to keep some idiotic, obviously desperate "middle man" happy.

"Hey, John If you want to purchase that car you need to come to me. "Don't cut my feet" and go to my boss we were friends 10 years ago and I need that commission even if it means you must knowingly screw yourself over."
"I know I set you up with my boss for that last sale so you could get a good deal because we are friends, but I'm a selfish douche and want to rip you off so "don't cut my feet" anymore by going to him instead of me or I will do everything I can to ruin your reputation until you have no choice but to come back to me."
"I don't care if you do business with my competitors because you know I'm completely untrustworthy, you are the only person I don't screw over in my business deals. Trust me. We were kind of acquaintances years ago I can't believe I even need to say this, but "don't cut my feet" like this."

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cut like kids cake

When you “cut” (aka exit or leave) in a quick, smooth, or easy fashion, like a grocery store birthday cake for a kids birthday party. Often used to refer to a friend with benefits or other not-serious sexual partner leaving soon afterwards instead of staying over or going out together. Referenced in the song “Recognize” by PARTYNEXTDOOR feat. Drake

When I hit you at your condo real late
Check the scene to see if you straight
Then cut like kids cake

national buzz cut day

June 1st, is national buzz cut day. Buzz all your hair off

“Hey what’s today?”
“June 1st, why”
“June 1st is national buzz cut day”