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Jacob

Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"

jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking

by clownboy April 27, 2018


Jacob

Jacob is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet, he is very old fashioned when it comes to love. He’s the type to cal you Miss and brings you flowers every time you go on a date. He has a very caring personality, a true gentleman right there. He will listen to your problems even when he has his own. He is very closed off when it comes to feelings and he is very hard on himself. He opens up to people quickly and isn’t the most popular and he might not be the guy most girls notice but once they do he’s a keeper. He opens his heart to a lot of people only to be crushed but he doesn’t let it affect him. He’s always trying to lift others moods even when he’s not feeling the best.

Girl 1: I’ve been so stressed and everything is going so bad right now I just want to give up.
Jacob(feels terrible and wants to cry): what’s wrong tell me everything maybe I can help.

by Sources1013 March 5, 2019


Jacob

Typically a very smart and shy little boy who loves his girlfriend named abby and is super athletic

"Omg look it's Jacob He's so good at track"

by Your girlfriends sister March 1, 2022


Jacob

Jacob is a big headed smart weird little boy but is very annoying at times and is a good listener sometimes and loves to talkkkkkkkkk but is very kind to some. Jacob is a very smart and lazy person but when you get on his nerves he will get on your nerves back. Jacob is not good at giving advice and is a very awkward person. He loves eating food especially if it is not his. He sometimes will get very cranky. For some reason, he always wears Under Armor rather than Nike or Addidas.

That guy is a Jacob

by Fredrick_The_Third April 3, 2019


Jacob

The most kindest and annoying person you can meet but they are really lovable and loyal and totally does not try to make out with your brother and if you are friends with someone named Jacob RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN they will annoy you to death but they will also be your bests friend and he will also be you brother from another mother but seriously tho if you are friends with someone named Jacob you are very lucky to have them in your life.

Person: "Hey Jacob"
Jacob: "Yessssssssss"
Person: "Do you wanna be friends"
Jacob: "Heck yeah"

by Poop Woopy Doopy March 20, 2023


Jacob

Jacob is a guy who works really hard with school, he is often seen with his pc and he likes to play games. Even if Jacob reads and pratices for a really big text he will probably not get better than a 4. Jacob wears glasses and is often seen in a hoodie. everyone loves Jacob, and his really big cock

Jacob is such an emo, but he knows a lot of weird sexual facts

by Ramcock007 February 3, 2020


Jacob

The kind of guy that always talks about creating a bear army

Wow Jacob’s talking about taking over with a bear army .

by Hungrydog November 25, 2022