John Gotti

The idiot who brought down New York's biggest organized crime family. The worst godfather. Ever.

John Gotti? Oh, the cocky retard who always got out of racket charges because he's a rich prick who fed off Carlo and his previous godfathers.

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john wayne

refering to someone as an "arse-hole"

first used in an episode of the scottish comedy "chewin the fat"

that guy over there is a complete john wayne

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frosty john

The act of a man masturbating himself to climax in a urinal in a club, usually because his date has ditched him and it is slim pickings for sloppy seconds.

'So she hooked up with somebody else then? What did you do?
'Well everyone else out looked like Russian female weightlifters so I just has a frosty john in the toilets.'
'At least you got a happy ending then bro.'

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John Brown

1) A drugged out dumbass who can’t accept ANY responsibility for ANYTHING they do.

2) Useless as dogshit

Captain just got busted again and is headed back to prison,, what a John Brown he is.

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lil john

A producer that is famous for making catchy beats that go hard in the club. He is not a fuckin beat maker, there is no such thing as a beat maker in big people world. Lil John is an ARTIST that falls under the crunk music genre. He doesnt rap, he gets the party crackin. Sure you talk shit about lil john now, but get a lot of girls together and play his album, you will be praising him later. Bitches Love It!

Guy 1:Damn, this party sucks, but there are a lot of girls.
Guy 2:Put this Lil John CD in.
Guy 1:MIA

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magic john

Tiny fairy that comes and deposits his "love and kindness" on your face while you sleep.

Dave, what is that crusty white stuff on your face.

That is where Magic John came and visited me last night.

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long john

it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women

oh long john do it do it hard and wet

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