The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..
Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.
The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx
Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.
If your name is ahmir and you’re born on this day die, die die die!!! Kys!!!! - ahmir
Omg look at that ugly thing I can’t believe he’s born on July 4th
The incident, the day it was lost.
Alright class please open your books to page 223 where we will be going over the horrific incident of July 9th, 2024.
The day the most beautiful girl was born. This girl is the most wonderful person ever and makes me the happiest person in the world. She has the greatest personality and deserves the whole world because she is just the greatest and most perfect human. She also makes the greatest girlfriend ever. I love her with all my heart.
That girl Ella, born on July 11 2006, is literately my favorite person ever. She’s so beautiful and perfect.
1st of July 2020 ; is the day the kids took the power back.
In far north Queensland, on the 1st of July 2020, there were 4 boys who.s actions took the power back.
july 21st is when you get to fuck your bf the moment he bends over
kuya: wuh oh i dropped the soap!
kris: thats a fat ass and guess what its july 21st