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The act of two women rubbing, bumping, and grinding their lower genitals together. Speeds may vary.
Two women interlocking legs scissor style and going bananas, AKA Fish Kissing
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When a female inserts her finger into the anus of a male with hemorrhoids, breaking the swollen blood vessel, then proceeding to provide oral pleasure to the ruptured anus while consuming the blood.
After that Vampire Kiss last night at the staff party, Jane is sure to get the promotion. Rim job -smim job, she went above and beyond. What a team player.
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Italian kiss is a open mouth kiss with mouth full of Nuttela. Funny enough it was invented in Croatia but it got its name because of the origin country of Nuttela which is Italy.
I was eating pancakes when she leaned in for a kiss so she got an Italian Kiss
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Kiss someone after you have Ejaculated into their mouth.
You see that movie The Danish Girl? If you dated that girl you'd get a lot of Danish kisses.
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The act of sucking the air out of your partner's lungs during a make-out session.
During a make-out session with my boyfriend, I (quite sweetly) uttered the line “you take my breath away”. He leaned in to kiss me again, and as we were doing so he literally sucked the air out of my lungs before exclaiming “That’s what it feels like to be a Dementor!”
The worst thing…his geekiness actually turned me on a bit.
~ A Prisoner of Azkaban, College Humor, after experiencing a Dementor's Kiss
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When a girl is giving you road head and you slam on the brakes. When her face hits the wheel or dashboard thats a strawberry kiss
My girl was going down on me and a truck pulled out in front of us. She got a strawberry kiss
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When one is kissing porcelain he or she is either sitting on the toilet for a long time or throwing up. Usually because of illness or sickness or simply hung over.
When you are done kissing porcelain and feel better let me know.
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