Meat in my mouth

eating some real fancy juicy steak.

Mom- "eat your veggies"

Me- "I have meat in my mouth"
Mom- "oh."

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Who's in my mouth?

Conor's favorite game

"i cant wait to play who's in my mouth?" - Conor Lobster

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Footing your mouth

Putting your foot in your mouth, partially or as a whole.

I: What’s that in your mouth
C: My foot
I: Did you just fist your mouth
I: Oh no, you footing your mouth

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Whos in my mouth

When a group of homosexual males go into a closet or small room, turn off the lights and perform oral sex on each other. The object is to quess which male's genitalia was in your mouth before the lights are turned back on.

"Johnny, Tommy, and I played whos in my mouth last night... it was sho shilly!!"

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balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth

a rendetion of the popular song "pants on the ground" reffering not to so called" gangsta's" but to all those dirty skank ho-bag peniscakes.

Ted: yo i was in an alley last night and i saw a girl giving head...
jim: you shudda said " balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth"
Ted: oh...maybe next time.

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the nuts in your mouth

a winning hand in poker
have the best hand

the guy thought i was bluffing, and i showed in i had the ace high flush, and he realized i had nuts in his mouth

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big mouth shorty

slang term for the toilet

"I'm gonna go use the big mouth shorty."

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