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Heathers day! This day is used to celebrate the 3 heathers.
P1- what is today?
P2- It’s November 4th, National heathers day!
Both- Let’s celebrate!
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Ignore your friend name Abbie or Abby till 12:00pm
Abbie: hey Tom
Tom: .....
Abbie: oh it November 4 🤦 ♀️
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To those who failed No Nut November:
The challenge is to masturbate or have sex as much as possible, every day until the end of November.
Unlike our brothers who can gain levitation or telekinesis by attempting the No Nut November, we gain a more... powerful power.
By releasing the energy of your body, you are cleansed of impurities and then create more energies. Repeating this cycle allows you to store even more energies, thus enabling you to transcend the mortal realm.
Day 3: You will gain the ability to see through objects.
Day 7: You will gain the ability to bend any element, giving you powers akin to the Avatar.
Day 15: You are no longer constrained by the limitations that men have. You are treading on the path of an immortal. Your stamina, strength, agility, and spirit become exponentially more powerful. Your power is now over 9000.
Day 21: This is where most of us will fail, but those who successfully pass upon this obstacle can directly breakthrough the 4th dimension, where all the gods reside.
Day 29: You have comprehended all the spatial and time laws. You are one with the multiverse, and the multiverse is you.
Day 30: You are now a living legend. All mortals and gods stand beneath you. With a casual glance, you can easily destroy countless stars. With just a wave, you can wipe out an entire universe. With a snap, half of the sentient beings will die across the multiverse, even Thanos have to call you Daddy. No one is your opponent.
Friend: I failed life...
Me: Why?
Friend: I masturbated today.
Me: Haa! I already masturbated 69 times today. It's Nutty November time baby
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The day James and Abbie get together and shag
James: Oh its November 2nd
Abbie: Oh yeah, I guess we have to get together now and have loads of babies
James: I agree, baby
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National throw your tallest friend day
Ay bro its November 2nd we gotta throw jonny cuz that nigga tall.
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November 11 is international crush day. On this exact date you are going to go up to your crush and tell them how much you like/love them. Give it your all even if they don’t like you back so what are you waiting for go get em!
Guy1: Man I wish I could just go up to ______ and tell them how much I like them.
Guy2: you can it’s November 11, that means it’s international crush day! Go confess your feeling for them.
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The act of shaving on the last day of October then not shavin for the etire month of November. One December 1st you compare youre facial hair with your friends and enjoy reminicing on the experiance that was No Shave November. It only becomes exceptable to shave again on December 1st.
Man I can't wait to see my awesome beard after No Shave November is over.
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