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A mate that always says they will be somewhere, then doesn't show up.
My mate Jarrad said he was coming. He's always such a wet fart.
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Similar to a Wet Willie but instead of licking a finger and placing it in someones ear, you place the wet finger in a vagina.
She thought I was going to give her a Wet Willie but I gave her a Wet Jessie instead.
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a dick that can't hold an orgasm; term for a loser that sees a hot girl and has an orgasm immediately
"Is that Alicia? She's so friggin' hot!"
"You have a wet weinie! What a loser! You sick freak!"
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It's you lily. You're a wet pickle.
Today, I went and saw the wet pickle! She's good at drawing.
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A wet, smelly, and sweaty Guatemalan worker after working in the rain on a hot day
Hey rolando get your wet taco ass out of the truck and back to work!
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The art of soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them into your anal cavity in order to become intoxicated quickly
(warning: this is extremely dangerous)
Luigi's got the tampons Tim has the vodka Chris has an idea "WE GETTIN FUCKED UP TONIGHT wet-logging"
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when you are in a bathroom stall, take a large amount of toilet paper or paper towels (anything 'dunkable'), dunk it in the pissy/shitty water, and throw at target.
Guy 1: timmy threw some wet paper towels at me while i was taking a dump, so i gave him a wet johnny right in the face!
Guy 2: it's the only proper revenge for being hit with a wet paper towel while pooping.
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