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That guy who is always pissing his pants. An individual with poor bladder control.
Bro, there goes that Lee pee pants. His trousers are soaked!
A situation that causes a overwhelming feeling of ecstasy where you can't contain yourself.
I primed my pants getting a massage from Brianna.
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Blue pants Thursday is a thing for sailors only. Meaning on Thursday we wear our blue pants;) (only if your a sailor thou)
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A generally happy school cafeteria staff member who serves food with a smile. His namesake is from the flamoyantly colored flannel "pajama" pants that he wears every day.
Boy#1- Hey I had a short conversation with Crazy-Pants Guy today!
Boy#2- Really! THAT IS SO FLIPPING AMAZING!!!
Similar to the elusive Purple Shirt of Sex, the Red Pants of Sex refer to the glorious pair of y-fronts worn by John Watson. The Red Pants originally were the devices of the brilliant Reapersun on Tumblr. The Red Pants of Sex even have their own day of the week (Monday) and are loved by many. In some parts of America and the UK, they are worshipped by many pubescent teens.
God save the Red Pants of Sex.
The Act of Something or Someone being in the State of Such Concentration and Hilarity, That they have an Involuntary Eruption of Urine; To the Effect that their Pants are Completely and Utterly Soaked in Their own Urine.
"Mitch Hedberg was Piss-Pants Funny!"
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."
One of the hottest things a girl can make you do.
She opened the door and turned on the lights, revealing a carpeted room with nothing but an X-shaped bondage cross in the center of it. My jaw dropped, and she grinned at my reaction.
She had me strip down to my briefs, while she was still wearing a pink tank top and silky, soft white shorts. She grabbed each of my wrists and pinned them above my head to opposite sides of the X-cross. She smiled and leaned in close to my face, as if she were about to kiss me. But before she did… *click* *click*
She had caught me off guard and shackled my wrists! She then grabbed my right ankle and shackled it in place, and then the left one. She stood back up and leaned in to my face, as if she were about to kiss me again… but then I gasped right before her lips were about to reach mine.
She had grabbed my crotch with her right hand, getting a good grip on my bulging erection, still trapped within my briefs. It felt so good! I could feel the pressure building up in my groin. She started pumping my cock through my briefs.
“Babe… what are you doing?!” I cried out, feeling an orgasm fast approaching.
“I’m gonna make you cum in your pants!”
“No… wait! Wait!” I cried out.
She pressed her tank top-clad breasts against my chest, grinned, and moved her face closer to mine. Suddenly, she covered my mouth with her left hand and continued stroking me through my briefs at full speed with her right hand.
“Shhh….” she whispered and smiled at me from right behind her hand that was covering my mouth.
That was too much. “Mmph! Mmph!” was all I managed to say. The orgasm hit me with such intensity, my entire body was bucking and writhing involuntarily, but her shackles held me in place as she continued stroking me. She was laughing at my helplessness the whole time I came, which only turned me on even more and added to the intensity of the orgasm. After a full minute, it finally subsided.
“Told you I’d make you cum in your pants.”
She slid her hand down my cock one more time before letting it go and removed her hand from my mouth. I was gasping for breath, my wrists and ankles still twitching against my restraints in post-orgasm shock. My briefs were completely soaked with giant cum stains.
“Wait right here,” she said, stroking my chest with her finger. “I’m going to get a whip, a blindfold, and a gag.”
“Wait, what?!”
“Oh yeah.” She laughed. “I’m not even close to finished with you, buddy boy. That was just Round 1.”
She patted the bulge in my briefs one more time, causing my body to twitch in pleasure again. She then turned around and walked out the door, giving me a great view of her backside, but leaving me helplessly shackled.
“Oh boy,” I wondered to myself. “What have I got myself into?”
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