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Another term for an STD/STI. Helps cope with the trauma of hearing/being diagnosed.
“Damn bro, that stripper I found in Reno on the corner gave me sloppy toppy and a happy ending. Went in for my checkup at the doctors and they diagnosed me with a pee-pee boo boo”
During coitus, when you're about to climax and you jump in the air and urinate to prevent ejaculation.
I gave her the London Pee Throw last night.
When someone Urinates in a box of instant potatoes, and then mixes it together to make mashed potatoes
Son - What's for dinner mom?
Mom - I'm not cooking, just make some Pee-tatoes
Son - I don't want those again Mom!!
the most hurtful word you can ever hear out of of a mouth.
hey ryan your a "pee pee butt" *ryan kills himself*
A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.
Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?
Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
It's the little bit that holds the pee in, keeps you from peeing your pants, except when you're surprised or scared.
"You scared the pee wodden out of me!" my grandmother used to say.
An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.
“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”