sex toys that wont shut the fuck up. Squeaking little motherfuckers
won't make it fun tonight.
yeah, let's use a guinea pigs.
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A pig that is very muscular and has a stinky scent because it is awesome
I like your muscle pig. It looks very handsome.
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The severely degrading act of simultaneously giving someone a pig blap and a whoppa whoppa.
I owned Nate last night. After he stole my beer I pig bloppa whoppa'd his sorry ass!
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Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark. Imitative of an utterance attributed to slow-witted people
Recruit: "Drill Sergeant, will I have to do push-ups if I'm late for formation?"
Drill Sergeant: "Is pig pussy pork?"
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When someone over 8 constantly watches Peppa Pig.
Person A: What do you wanna watch?
Person B: Peppa Pig.
Person A: Dude, you've got a Peppa Pig Addiction.
Person B: sO? YoU THiNk aDUltS cAN't WAtcH PepPA PiG!
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A man who loves to drink scotch and smells like a big fat fuck. Marries the first fucking whore lace-ridden with tattoos all over her body who is pushing 40 years old. Bordering on pedophilia (lock up your daughters)
Person 1: Did you see how hot that 9 year old girl is?
Person 2: Are you sick, like some kind of Fattie Pig Fattie? Stay away from me!
Person 1: What's the smell? Did someone die?
Person 2: No kidding! Is there a Fattie Pig Fattie in the vicinity?
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A man who prefers to get laid with fat/obese chicks.
John got laid with a BBW last night, I think he's a pig hunter.
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