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did you see that peg legged butt pirate over their ARRRGG
The best website on the internet, which lets you download basically everything, including movies, music etc.
urban dictionary fuckingly forces me to write an example that includes the word so ill just go: the pirate bay
Pirate from Orange County AKA The Land of the Milk & Honeys... Pirates from OC usually are full blown dope fiends. If they don't sell drugs themselves they're more than likely a middle man that can get you bomb drugs (especially opiates like Fetynol and Heroin) If you run into the rare but still very real pirate that doesn't sell/middle dope then make sure you have any and all items of value/worth close to your body or within eye shot. They are the ones that will take everything you don't watch!
The official pirate motto is: "Take what you want, and give nothing back!" If you live by this motto and/or believe it fully then you may be a pirate. And if you live in OC and believe it then you fall into the O*C Pirate and you are at the top of the hierarchy of all pirates. This eliteness gives you the authority to take anything you may deem worthy of your taking and keeping without having to ask or purchase. This is because it follows the pirate motto.
When it comes to police no kind of admiration or friendship may be allowed between Pirate and ALL POLICE OFFICERS Of any kind. Failure to follow this can lead to immediate excommunication from being a pirate and all benefits of the pirate motto and more. If you have to ask if you're a pirate you most likely are not one. This is because to be a pirate you must be certain in all things always. If there is any form of doubt ever a pirate will make their choice based on whatever gives them the most.
DUDE: Hey bro I'm in Orange County and need to score who can I hit up?
BRO: Dude you don't know any O*C Pirate They are always the best!
DUDE: Yeah the last one I met said I was a lame and took everything I had!
BRO: Checks out! I don't think we can be friends anymore dude...
Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...
- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...
Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!
We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!
S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.
“Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”