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suck a monkey off

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and is brown like a monkey and you clean it off by means of a blowjob

last night i told parry to suck a monkey off and she did but sucked at it. that damn hoe.

by brady and prez June 23, 2006

21πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Fuck Suck Jamboree

an orgy that features fuckin and suckin. can also feature fucklin and sucklin.

jorge remembered to bring a tent to the fuck suck jamboree on tuesday, and he had even more fun than he had last week previously at tino's rainblow party

by ralph plopper April 23, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Suck me backwards

Used in place of fuck me side ways, a phrase used when in great disbelief of an object or action that is taking place

Well Suck me backwards that woman has hair going from her nipples up to her head

by Trent Stevenson (Papa Smurf) May 19, 2007

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Suck Dick Retarted

The moment a man goes partially retarted while cumming from getting his dick sucked.

He went suck dick retarted

by QueenCalee November 29, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Suck a girlcock day

Suck a girlcock day is a day celebrated every march 13th.

Person 1: Oh boy! Suck a girlcock day!
Person 2: i can't wait to suck my trans girlfriends girlcock!

by lynnlikeswomen February 27, 2023

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


High Amplitude Sucking

Noun. A trait of professors whose coursework is made difficult by presentation or articulation. Their subject is not inherently difficult, but may seem that way because of their wording/instructions.

Noun. Characterized by run-on sentences and wordiness. Written in a distracting cadence.

"That class is high amplitude sucking at its worst. It's as if her parents beat her every time she spoke directly."

"H.A.S. ruined my night. That entire chapter could have been summed up in a paragraph. I will never get those 2 hours of my life back."

"The H.A.S. is strong with this one. Gave me an all clear on a rough draft. Got a C on the final draft.

by Disenfranchised student 010100 November 29, 2013


Double scissor suck

Traditionally done when two men (typically homosexuals but not always) are given a blow job from the same person. In order for both of their genitalia to line up they get into a scissor position with balls and dicks touching. This way the sucker can get both dicks in his (or her)mouth at the same time.

Hey Jeevan that guy over there offered you and Jonny a double scissor suck because he thinks you’re both hot as hell.

by Buck master January 8, 2021