talking behind your back

the act of talking bad about someone when they are not present.

lindsay: "katie is a bitch"
jessica: "yeah, not the brightest either"

in other room
katie: "what are jessica and lindsay saying"
kim: "oh they are just talking behind your back about how bitchy you are"
katie: gasp.

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talking out of your ass

Talking out of your ass, also commonly known as verbal diarrhoea. Is typically performed by closed minded idiots who like to state their opinion on a topic, having no prior information or evidence before discussion.

Grandparent: "Downloading and printing are the same thing!"

Grandchild: "No they are not, you don't even use the internet. You are talking out of your ass, stop living in a 1960's dream world".

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Alf's Hit Talk Show

The lamest thing since Alf's Original Talk Show. An alien/puppet character named Alf interviews B Class celebrities. See curbstomp.

I'd like to curbstomp Alf.

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'little talks' by Of Monsters And Men

Of Monsters And Men is an Icelandic folk band. there song 'little talks' is there most famous hit

Sally: OMG have you heard 'little talks' by Of Monsters And Men??"

Sarah: OMG yes isnt it AMAZING??

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I talk, You listen.

It’s the same as Shut Up, But how a Parent, Teacher or Guardian would say it.

Me: But Mom/Dad—
Mom/Dad: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Teacher—
Teacher: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Guardian—
Guardian: No! I talk, You listen.

talk brass and kick ass

It means to talk shit and then kick ass, like a badass. {This phrase was invented by Mario Y. Castillo in Saturday, December 20, 2014}

Just go out there and talk brass and kick ass to that MoFo, and shine like a badass.

talk about our problems

Code for have sexual intercourse

“We can talk about our problems if you want.”