talking behind your back

the act of talking bad about someone when they are not present.

lindsay: "katie is a bitch"
jessica: "yeah, not the brightest either"

in other room
katie: "what are jessica and lindsay saying"
kim: "oh they are just talking behind your back about how bitchy you are"
katie: gasp.

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talking out of your ass

Talking out of your ass, also commonly known as verbal diarrhoea. Is typically performed by closed minded idiots who like to state their opinion on a topic, having no prior information or evidence before discussion.

Grandparent: "Downloading and printing are the same thing!"

Grandchild: "No they are not, you don't even use the internet. You are talking out of your ass, stop living in a 1960's dream world".

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Alf's Hit Talk Show

The lamest thing since Alf's Original Talk Show. An alien/puppet character named Alf interviews B Class celebrities. See curbstomp.

I'd like to curbstomp Alf.

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'little talks' by Of Monsters And Men

Of Monsters And Men is an Icelandic folk band. there song 'little talks' is there most famous hit

Sally: OMG have you heard 'little talks' by Of Monsters And Men??"

Sarah: OMG yes isnt it AMAZING??

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Let them tools talk

To pull out a gun and shoot at someone. Or, you could say "im fienna make them tools talk", and refers to going to shoot to kill, or shoot.

"I dont fight, i just let them tools talk"
"why would you want to do that when you can make the tools talk"

excuse me im talking

something u say when you are trying to dominate a conversation.

i have been having some issues with...
excuse me im talking!

talk about our problems

Code for have sexual intercourse

“We can talk about our problems if you want.”