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When a basketball coach tells you not to play basketball at the YMCA, he/she will refer to it as "Y-Ball"
Player: "Hey coach I practiced last night by myself!"
Coach: "Where'd you practice?"
Player: "At the YMCA"
Coach: "Oh, that's just Y-Ball"
When three or more willing homosexuals are having simultaneous anal intercourse(like so - >>>). The furthermost partys testicles swing away gaining momentum, swings back and hits the middle partys testicles, but due to the fact that the middle partys testicles are still in contact with the foremost partys testicles, it does not move but releases the energy into the foremost parties testicles swinging them forward, thus giving the "newtons cradle" effect.
Keith: Hey, have you seen that video online? its got the record for the most downloads in a single hour.
George: Nah what is it?
Keith: Its a video of Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, Tom Cruise and Vin Diesel Newton Balling
George:WHAT THE F$#K!!
Balls deep
Inserting youre penis into a hole and going all the way to the balls.
"Im gonna go balls deeptonight"
When you are procrastinating a task at work and do something else non-work related.
Boss: "Hey, stop Dick-Balling about and get them products added onto the website!"
Lazy Employee: "Sorry Sir, I will get back to work ASAP."
The condition of a player when they obsessively chase after, pursue, or possess the ball in a game.
If Abram wasn't so ball hungry, we'd be able to score more
1. Someone who's the opposite of a dick rider, instead of giving undeserved or excessive praise, these mfs hate like it's their day job.
2. Girl who doesn't give good head.
1. What mfs in the comments of instagram and youtube do when a professional athlete makes a simple mistake anyone could have made.
2. "Yo bro I hooked up with Becky and it was the worst mistake of my life. I thought she was gonna be good at giving head considering the amount of dudes she's been with, but she's a ball biter. Still got marks on my left nut from last night."
When you are sexually attracted to another your balls will shiver for them
Harry walks in the room
As soon as Jules sees harry his balls shiver from the longing of Harry
Jules: "mmm my balls are shivering from excitement!"
Harry: "Smaziesss. We both have Shivering Balls!"