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An alcoholic beverage, no one is really sure WHAT you put in it, it looks to the eye like iced tea, but it actually is not ice or tea, or any combination of the above. It hits you harder than a ton of bricks, but that is what mixed hard liqours will do to you.
"Last night we threw half my parents liqour cabinet together, and we got long island iced tea."
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A sweet guy. May or may not be be bi/pan. Definitely some feminine energy, but also masculine. Is genuinely understanding to girls’ plights. Thinks most guys are kinda gross. Can possibly be identified by wearing a pearl necklace or the color pink.
“I’m so sick of these toxic gym bros. I’m looking for a guy with sugar in his tea.”
The opposite of ‘Drop The Bass Lips’, Rich Tea Biscuit Lips are lips that are dry and thin, making them terrible for head.
Damn! You’ve got them Rich Tea Biscuit Lips, it feels like I’m getting slop off a 90 year old.
The act of hitting a person with an object. Whooping someones ass. Beating a person up with an unsual object.
You are going to find yourself on the wrong side of a twisted tea in a minute.
One of the most popular femboy COCKtails. You add a 1/2 ounce of piss, which is the tequila, a 1/2 ounce of cum, which is the vodka, a 1/2 ounce of period blood, which is the triple sec, a 1/2 ounce of pus, which is the gin, and a 1/2 ounce of vaginal fluid, which is the rum, 1 ounce of diarrhea, which is the Cocka Cola, and to top the concoction off, add 1 ounce of green shit, which is the juice. A popular cocktail with femboys, transvestites, and privileged college-aged white girls who think they are oppressed when they are not. Commonly served at Applebee’s under the name Long Island Iced Tea, despite that being a different drink.
Guy: yo man u want to get shitfaced tonight?
Femboy: yeah sure I got a good cocktail recipe that is sure to fuck u up!
Guy: ok lets see it!
Femboy: *breaks out the goods* alright I made Long Island Iced Tea!
Guy: alright imma try this *sips* it looks like long island iced tea, but it doesn’t taste that good. In fact, it’s pretty shitty.
Femboy: Wait did I say Long Island Iced Tea, no, I meant Long Benis Iced Tea.
Guy: DUUUEAUAHHHHHHHHH THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING THERE’S A LIQUIDY CORN FILLED SHIT IN HERE
When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.
I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.
when a man is back to back with his wife and sticks his thumb up his own asshole while sticking his index finger up her asshole ( same hand ) as they both finger fuck/jerk themselves off
Dick and Jane were bored at home so a little twin tea kettle (revision) action livend up their night