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The barrier that stands between two people (most commonly in a new relationship) being comfortable enough to fart in front of each other.
Travis broke the fart ice between Phil and his girlfriend while the three of them were at a social gathering and Travis let one rip. To ease the tension and awkwardness, Travis said “that was just some asshole talking shit”. Phil and his girlfriend shared a laugh about the event and commentary and as a result, Phil and his girlfriend have felt comfortable farting in each other’s presence. Fart ice can be broken in many ways and it can be broken by anyone. It can be done by accident, or on purpose, or inadvertently by a third party.
A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.
Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
When you’re trying to hold a fart in, but it accidentally seeps out. When your bum hole gets hot and not knowing if its from sweat or trump heat- you finger it. Upon smelling your finger, and the end of your nose is covered in liquid cack: this is fart snot
Example: “oh shit Susan; I just farted and it felt wet”. *checks bumhole and smells*
Mucusy poo all over top lip - “oh Susan that’s definitely fart snot!”
An slang way of saying something is ridiculous/ridiculously bad, similar to the phrase "____ as hell."
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who thought it was okay to like child porn?
Person 2: Yeah! That was fart as hell dude!
momentary mental lapse as when you see someone familiar but forgot their name the instant you were going to say hello
Lover 1 Susan: Oh John that was sooo good!
Lover 2 John: Ohhh yeah, uh, rats I just had a brain fart. Damn what's your name again?
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The release of hot stink from the anus witch may cause some ring sting, the feeling of acid eating the inner lining of your shitta followed by the relaxing sensation of relief.
"I need to do a hot fart"
"aww that was a ring stinger but wat a relief, i think i need to do a runny hot shit"
"go squirt one out then"
"it feels like hell wants to come outta my ass hole, after this i'm gonna need to have a shower to wash the shitty acid outta my ring hole"
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