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A slang term for UNBC, the University of Northern British Columbia. It is so called because its lower admission requirements, combined with its lower tuition fees and the lower cost of living where the university is located, in Prince George, often make it a choice of necessity rather than true choice.
However the university is ranked quite high in Canadian standings for achievement and quality of education.
I fucked up my GPA by failing a sculpture class, now I have to finish my English degree at the University of No Better Choice!
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Lets start this off with the correct definition of WSU...
The biggest gathering of ass clowns on the planet. Known for its fine transmissions of sexual diseases and most recent outbreak of swine flu and their annual lawn mower races. Pullman boasts a staggering one percent of all Busch light sales in the nation, which parallels the average percentage of wins in any given sport at this embarrassing disgrace of a community college. Also known for its low acceptance standards allowing any slutty whore and white trash goon to attend. Family traditions and fond memories of grandparents, mothers, fathers, daughters, and sons all gathering at this cum dumpster of a town to finger bang each others sheep, drink shitty beer, cheer for the most pathetic excuse for a sports team there is, and have sex with their friends moms, not only passing s.t.d.'s with in each other but through the family tree.
Washington State Cougars are pieces of shit and will always be inferior to the University of Washington Huskies!
Hey all you fucks out there! Are you tired of being clean, healthy, liking a winning athletic program, not having little red dots all over your penis with white puss coming out of your dick hole and having your butt hole itching constantly, or being a functioning piece of society's puzzle?
THEN YOU SHOULD ATTEND WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY!!!
Your time spent here will be sensational. Not only will your Russell athletic t-shirts be crimson so will be your penis from the fucked up disease you gathered from your first restroom use!
If you have a mentally challenged education obtained from a middle school you will be gladly accepted by all social groups here at WSU
Senior WSU Student (Doyle): Hey Billy lets go over and check out the fraternity life here at WSU.
Future attendee (Billy): I can't wait Doyle!!!
Doyle: Here is the common area or what we call the living room as you can see here Billy there is all kinds of events that go on here like, watching the cougars not score a single point, or throwing up the shitty booze and hungrymans our parents bought us, and laughing so hard at Brendan Frazier and Whoopi Goldberg movies such as "The Mummy", "Monkey Bone", "Sister Act 2", and "Eddie", that we poop our pants and occasionally on each other.
Billy: Oh wow Doyle this is all so great!
Doyle: Lets move on to the bedroom. See here Billy the beds you will be sleeping in are actually dripping in period blood, urine and god know's what else.
Billy: Awesome I love period blood. What's it from, I thought only guys lived here?
Doyle: They do silly, thats from the girls at WSU, they can't refrain from having sex while they are on their period so they come to the Frats in hopes of getting laid. That's how AIDS was invented Billy!
Billy: Wow, I didn't know WSU had so much history behind it.
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A country club where you can get an undergraduate degree as long as you don't drown in the river or die from alcohol poisoning. Also picturesque location of the remains of General Lee's horse...well, most of them anyway...
1st individual: Why do you think yourself to be so much better than everyone else?
2nd individual: Well I do attend Washington and Lee, after all.
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A university placed precisely in the middle of Topeka, Wichita, and Kansas City, and arguably placed in the most depressing middle of nowhere concocted by man.
The town of Emporia is home to Emporia State University, which is very presentable yet totally devoid of any intellectual activity, much like a Norman Rockwell painting. The academic atmosphere at ESU is comparable to a lecture on semantics given by the Little Rascals; the educators' hearts are in the right place, but the ineptitude of the majority of the instructors is only eclipsed by the worthlessness of the degrees they churn out.
Every year, Emporia graduates many of our nation's educators, but they have recently removed history as a general education requirement. Sadly, it was not as bad as keeping the program; in all seriousness, there is a gen ed history class in which the sole text is Wikipedia. Though history was only a recent nix from the curriculum, it seems critical thought and standards must have been scrubbed a decade or so ago.
Emporia is not the most backwoods thing about Kansas, placing a distant to the world's largest ball of twine in Cawker City. If there were a nuclear holocaust, and Larry the Cable Guy were the only male left to repopulate the human race, the first post-apocalyptic settlement would look exactly like Emporia. It's a town of self-important dullards swimming about in Earth's most boring fishbowl.
"Where did you get your degree?"
"Emporia State University."
"Oh, so what do you do now?"
"Wish I hadn't wasted twenty grand and four years of my life."
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Notre Dame University is a catholic funded university that not only forgot its french roots but the meaning of their name too :our lady.
Notre Dame University / "NOTER DAYME" Student: but it's my accent, not my ignorance!! I swear...
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A medium sized public university in south florida with tons of commuters. about 90% of faus students dont live on campus nor participate in any fau activtities clubs or events. Located in an Exclusive area with lots of old wealthy retired yankees. If you plan on going to a party school with tons of parties, beers, and wild college girls I would consider twice before entering the "mouth of the rat". The weekends are dead silent and everybody goes home to miami, tampa and orlando for more college "action". Must give the school credit in trying to gain popularity although its pretty inpossible in comparison it to other state universities such as FSU and UCF...Also the math department sucks and the classes are either hit or miss. Very beautiful campus though overall and a nice diverse group of students. Constantly trying to update everything.The weekends are dead silent and everybody goes home to miami, tampa and orlando for more college "action". Must give the school credit in trying to gain popularity although its pretty inpossible in comparison it to other state universities such as FSU and UCF...Also the math department sucks and the classes are either hit or miss. Very beautiful campus though overall and a nice diverse group of students. Constantly trying to update everything.
Florida atlantic university also known as the mouth of the rat is located in boca raton florida
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Where University of Michigan students visit their dumber loser friends.
Guy 1: Remember Eddie. The three of us used to run shit in our high school.
Guy 2: Ya man, I haven't seen him since high school. He's wanted me to come up for quite a while now.
Guy 1: Is he graduating this year.
Guy 2: Naw man its Michigan State University; he screwed around and doesn't have the grades to get a good job. I think he's just going to ride out the recession and try to get that kick ass manager job at Arby's when things improve.
Guy 1: Don't worry man, he'll have a MSU business degree.
Everybody laughs
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