Can the Jews come out to play

Be my friend, be my friend, be my friend ... very

Can the Jews come out to play ?

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Can you sit on my face?

That weird fetish were someone sits on other face and who is being "sit faced" enjoys it because... Ass.

Guy: Can you sit on my face?

Girl: *sighs* Sure... *sits on his face*

Guy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Two can Party Man

Marko Nedelkovich

he gets paro on 2 cans

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I Believe I can Fly

Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification.

Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!!

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I can breath just fine

What a white person might say after interacting with the police.

I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.

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i can act rather silly at times

a silly funny cat with a silly funny face

i can act rather silly at times

you can run but you cant hide!

this means that even if you run and hide something will always find you.

Hey guy over there, you can run but you cant hide!