A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
A shark that loves sand, and his country.
"You french shark."
"tais-toi anglais"
When you slap your girlfriends butt in the drive thru of a fast food place. Making her bend over and expose her butthole. You then insert the French fry inside her butt and feed it to her.
How was your date last night?
It was great I gave her a mozel tov with a French fry.
When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.
I totally didnt make out with Taylor but I gave her the french door
You cum a load into a friend or family member's mouth before they now have to suck the tip and spit it back into the hole
Lets do a French Yogurt
When you french kiss a woman's vagina when she has a yeast infection
So I went over to Tina's house and French Yogurt her clitoris