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jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin February 20, 2018


Jew Diving

The act of sniffing someones asshole.
Mostly done by Jews, due to their enormous noses

Hey look at that man! He's Jew diving.

by blackjew1423 March 18, 2020


Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.

Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2024


pink jew

a jew who has very pink skin

damn, this dude is a pink jew

by whoisthepinkjew May 28, 2023


City Jew

A jewish citizen that isnt hardcore in the activities of judaism and the culture of judaism, but follows certain traditions when pressured at home and may have a cheeky prayer every now and then.

"Look at him, he's such a city jew"

by dylandahorse April 10, 2012


cannoe jew

the opposite of boat Mormon

I am not a cannoe jew

by cracked7toilet December 3, 2019


Jack the jew

A very Jewish boy who love to show off his candles and Jew rags

Yoooo look It's Jack the jew
Why tf is he holding so many lit candles?

by Rdubtheboss June 22, 2023