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When you dont get "offers" for plans or deals that you dont care about
"Can I have a room."
"Sure, we'll get you a room right away, but would you consider donating to the mountain dew zero fund?"
"No, the advertisement is a lie, this isn't a 6 Star Service."
someone who tries too hard or takes backyard games too seriously
-kid slide tackles and throws elbows in a backyard soccer game-
"woah, calm down"
backyard all-star- "fuck you. you pussy"
Singing the star Spangled Banner while getting a blowjob from an old toothless retired Hooker, while she has a mouth full of potato salad.
The old woman feeding the pigeons in the park saw I was a Veteran, so she gave me a free Star Spangled Nanner.
The best school in Nebraska and least ghetto
Mostly full of white people
Lincoln North Star is a cool place
Noun - A bisexual person born by cesarean section who has never touched genitals other than his own.
I am bisexual, a virgin and was born by c-section. This makes me a platinum star bisexual.
Getting fucked in your neck hole on the Fourth of July.
A Star Spangled Stoma is a terrible way to celebrate the birth of our great nation.
Making a menstruating woman deep-throat your dick so far causing her to vomit. Then, immediately inserting the dick in her anus (using the vomit as lube) for sex, pulling out and then putting your penis in her vagina to continue sex, and finally pulling out your dick now saturated in vomit, shit, and menstrual fluid and inserting it back into the anus for ejaculation and leaving her with an anal creampie with all of the above.
Throwjob + Butt Fuck + Crimson Tide + Anal Creampie in that order = Attacking the Death Star
Bro: "How'd that Tinder date go last night with that thottie?
Friend: "I spent the night attacking the death star and she was all into it.