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basically if you have good tits, then they may even get upgraded to the status of crackin' tits.
By jove frederick, i must say, that new piece of hotness of yours has a set of crackin' tits, not like your ex with those darned ghastly saddlebags!
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Someone who is both equal parts asshole and awesome. Tit squirrels make excellent frienemies.
Most days I love my tit squirrel, but some days I'd like to punch him in the balls.
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Breasts that are able to catch any food dropped.
Hey Emily how are your bin tits?
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Tits that appear conical in shape and therefore lack any type of attractive properties.
Sigma Phi Brother #1: Hey big titty freak!
Big Titty Freak: Whad you say little pecker!
Sigma Phi Brother #2: Ah dude, she's taking her shirt off!
Big Titty Freak: Woooooooooooo!
Sigma Phi Brother #1: Ah gnarly dude, did you see the Cone Tits on that Knuckle titty breasted freak!
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A tit-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-shot to or past his tits.
Matt jacked me off, and I had an awesome tit-gasm!
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A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.
Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.
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noun: denoting a female wearing a top so low-cut that one or both of her mammary glands has broken free of their terrestrial limitations (i.e. one of her tits has popped out of her shirt because she's got so much cleavage). Especially appropriate when the top in question is green, recalling an Irish vibe, ergo the "Mc" in "Tits McFree." Term is a play on the classic denotation "Tits McGee," which is typically considered to refer to a merely well endowed female regardless of whether one of her endowments is currently under public exhibition.
1) Oh man...I swear to God, she went all Tits McFree on me in the middle of the auditorium, and I didn't want to make a scene so all I could do was stare..
2) That Tits McFree is going to be etched into my brain until I die.
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