When one dude is on another dudes shoulders and the guy on top has "turtle necked" (ground his dick on) the back of standing guys neck.
While they were trying to watch the tiesto concert, Tom turtle necked John.
when someone is hit so hard in the head their neck is extended a little.
asshole Eian was giving me shit at that party so i turtle necked that fucker
A server filled with dummies (except donaven bc he is cool)
Dem Turtles is awesoem server 10/10
One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.
Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.
It’s a relative of the very known snapping turtle but it’s a noming turtle also ur known as a noming alyssa
Stop being such a noming turtle/ noming Alyssa
when receiving oral sex and your partner is biting you.
“how was the head dude”
“man that bitch gave me turtle head”
When you have the urge to shove a head into a small crevice
Hey! Billy is being a turtle head. He is trying to shove his head into her butthole