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Tip-Top Cafe

The result of punting various objects into the stratosphere with the objective of landing them onto a random roof or other usually unreachable space. Intoxication leads to a greater frequency of attempts, often with diminishing accuracy.

Friend 1 after launching an empty water bottle onto the roof of a local elementary school: I just took that to the tip-top cafe.
Friend 2: Sweet. Let's go listen to the new album "Parakeet Room".

by ICARUS1 December 10, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Top notch pussy

1.Really good vagina
2. Uncommonly fantastic vagina both in taste and comfort
3. The kind of vagina i want in my life.

It turns out about three strokes in I realized she had top notch pussy

by Adding Skills May 16, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chocolate Top Saucer

A sex position in which two men who have diarrhea intentionally defecate on a woman's chest and use their buttocks to move the feces back and fourth.

My buddy and I gave that bitch a chocolate top saucer!

by Jurek_11 September 29, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


english muffin top

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.

There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.

by ilackabettername August 4, 2012

4053๐Ÿ‘ 1759๐Ÿ‘Ž


top from the bottom

Basically, it is a description of sexual nature that could involve any number of acts: when a dominant person takes a submissive role but still remains in charge while the actual submissive person takes a dominant role but still takes orders.

A dominatrix is said to "top from the bottom" when she lets her submissive tie her up and perform oral sex on her, but all the while she is telling him how she likes to be licked and he does it how she says to.

by MeDuViNoXiDe January 4, 2010

106๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


#1 on top eight

The number 1 person of a "top 8" on a persons myspace site. myspace allows a standard of 8 people from a persons friends list to be displayed on their page.

(pathetic people conversation)
person 1 "omg, i just checked ur myspace. i need to be #1 on top eight!"
person 2 "i'll put u on my top 8 if u put me on yours!"

by DirtPrincess May 17, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tijuana Top Off

Place person face down, ass up. Insert Franks Red Hot (All Rights Reserved), NASCAR Style into cornhole. Empty Franks Red Hot, while making glug, glug, glug sound.

Lisa was angry with Sean, so she broke his arms and legs and finished him off with the Tijuana Top Off, as he squealed with delight.

by Micjesus1 April 9, 2015

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž