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Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics
Wood- dick
Wednesday- day to send
Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!
The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.
1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.
2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.
He’s a pussy in every way, and looks like a little faggot boy but it’s okay he’s slow
Look it’s the weird kid John Wood
When you get a raging boner at the gym.
Bro, that Instagram chick was working out right next to me last night, and she gave me major gym wood.
When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.
Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...
A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.
Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.
A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word
This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range
Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*