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Is the best dick a girl can get super long and makes the girl feel like she is in heaven
Junior's dick is perfect
Saying like bomb, amazing and big dick.
I told my sidie, "you know you want this doddy dick" and she said, "yes because it's amazing."
A police detective. Usually because their radio call sign contains a D and in the police phonetic alphabet its said as David, but officers like to call them Dick, because most detectives are in fact dicks.
Patrol officer: "We got a dead body, someone call a dick unit."
When a man's Dick is the size and width of a Bic lighter.
damn, I was full on excited but then Justin pulled out a 'Bic' Dick and I lost interest so quickly.
when there are absolutely no females in the room and it is full of guys
This gym is all Dick Maloney
Damn dude this place is full of Dick Maloneys
On April 23rd, it’s national grab dick day
taken or not, prepare to have your dick grabbed!
“Just grab his dick! it’s national grab dick day!!”