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National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!
Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?
Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!
Mary: Ohh okay!!
today is the bad day, because flash player is gona die tomorow.
guy 1: hey how was your day?
guy 2: it was Bad Day because flash is dead.
september 25 is national besties day! show your best friends appreciation by posting them!
person1: it’s National besties day!
person2: oh!! i am going to post you today!!
person1: aw thanks! i will post you too!!
When you lay in bed and do nothing all day.
I was so productive yesterday, today is my rot day.
a day designated to rot.
laying down, phone, tv, eat, rot
yo dude you wanna hang out today?
-no, today is my rot day
'grape day' or just 'grape'
Waking up and realizing you're not going to look good no matter how hard you try.....no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look.
-Wow it's such a 'grape day' for me today
*facepalm*
WHY DO I LOOK LIKE SUCH A GRAPE!
On April 23rd send your significant other some spicy pics
Hey babe it's April 23 - national send spicy pics day, so where are my spicy pics at?