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Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties
I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him
dick riding disorder (DRD)
It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts
He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm
Busting a nut. Ejaculation. Cumming
Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.
January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose
bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day
its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick
Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*
Another idiom for sick as a dog
Feelinf very unwell,
That guy's sick as a dick