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and your bitch is buying
omg i just shit on that guy im selling dick
Smallest of all human penis sizes. Even smaller than an Asian's.
Little Feather has a tiny Native American dick. Even Chong has a bigger dick than him lol
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A sexual act wherein a man draws a bullseye on his girlfriend's asshole, gets a running start from across the room, and tries to score a bullseye with his boner.
"Did you hear what happened to Jim? He got hurt playing Dick Archery last night."
When someone makes a really stupid post in the lj community indiefucks.
Finestdrops has been making a lot of dick ripples lately.
Some weird ass thing Raya said to me on Feb 21st . You're weird dude.
Garbage grade weed usually sold by scum bags named Tommy who live in rich people neighborhoods who have a cop as their father. This weed will drive you crazy and is completely overpriced.
Sheldon: Should I cop off tommy after school?
Jerome: Hell nah nigga tommy got that dick pack and his dads an opp.
Pictures of your cock , that you send to the ol' lady in return for cunt•ures and titt•ures.
Hey babe, send me a cunt•ture of you flicking your bean and in return, I'll send you a fat swollen dick•ture. So when I'm stabbing your pussy with it, you'll know what my cock looks like and you know what to prepare for..... Yes it'll all fit.