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July 24, the day of celebrating the track star and celebrity @Whiteboybasketballdrip.
What day is it today?
Its national Whiteboybasketballdrip day!
International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.
“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”
“Yeah you’d certainly know.”
Today is one of the only days you can go up to a girl and pick her up without getting smacked
tom: hey man today’s National pick up a Girl day
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes
Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch
National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april
26th of november is the day where you send a nude to your partner/lover.
Hey you should send me a nude honey, do you even kniw what day it is? It’s the send a nude day!
On November 17th you must send a nude to all of friends you can delete it but you must send it.
Today is Send a nude day
the day you kiss your favorite softball player ;) (November 1st)
its November 1st go kiss a softball player #national kiss a softball player day