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A dirty-shmallow is when you engage in anal sex and then wipe the fecies from your phallic on the other person's upper lip.
A dirty-shmallow: is the perfect ending to the night where he wipes the fecies or dirty-shmallow from his phallic on her upper lip.
someone who shoves their skin peeling feet into partners rear end.
I did a dirty laney last night
Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.
Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding
What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....
A Dirty Martinez is a sexual act performed when a male puts either his penis or his finger in a woman's ass and then he pulls out to wipe it on her upper lip
I just gave this chick the Dirty Martinez.
Abuses his position of power to get into the pants of female students, is secretly gay and has a massive piss kink, like talking gallons of urine. Alone the noise of running water gets him going and wet. He is also extremely lazy and won't get his bachelor's degree until the year of 2050! This is not a specific case, it applies to every dirty Ahmet in the world.
young woman: Dad, I've met an awesome yet weird dude today. His name was Ahmet.
father: Oh, don't trust him, honey. He is a very dirty Ahmet and I've already been studying with him 30 years ago. And most important of all: don't EVER go to the toilet with him...
You grab you partners face then forcefully fuck it as your watching the lakers game
Aww Micheal pulled a dirty Oden last night, it was crazy