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When a dick smells like jimmy johns.
Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?
truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”
Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!
Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.
Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”
When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.
Y/n: hey
Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah
and your bitch is buying
omg i just shit on that guy im selling dick
A sexual act wherein a man draws a bullseye on his girlfriend's asshole, gets a running start from across the room, and tries to score a bullseye with his boner.
"Did you hear what happened to Jim? He got hurt playing Dick Archery last night."