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Jimmy Johns Dick

When a dick smells like jimmy johns.

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?

by mr chaco February 1, 2021


tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick

Omg look at his tomato dick

by Tomato dick February 17, 2017


soft dick

truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”

Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!

by beezmester November 13, 2020


Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible

by Totallynotjordi November 13, 2020


soft dick

When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.

Y/n: hey

Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah

by Aztylux March 27, 2021


selling dick

and your bitch is buying

omg i just shit on that guy im selling dick

by LaQuashish Pussy-Juice March 18, 2023


Dick Archery

A sexual act wherein a man draws a bullseye on his girlfriend's asshole, gets a running start from across the room, and tries to score a bullseye with his boner.

"Did you hear what happened to Jim? He got hurt playing Dick Archery last night."

by King Logar April 24, 2021