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When you are long distanced, and you send your girl a picture of your penis
Girl: Send me a dick pic
Guy: I'll send you that mobile dick
"Look at those pack of dicks at the end of the bar"
this is when your girlfriend or wife spit all over your dick really good and slobber all over it and rub it all over to get it really spitty and wet and you fuck her pussy so good and her spit makes the sex feel so much better if her pussy not loose and tight. she can make her pussy in vinegar water in bath tub no worries. don't let her do this so she can cheat, if its loose . leave her for good and don't go back. do this every time before you have sex. it feels 6666 times better than normal sex. this does not work on dildos or sex toys or animals. do not try that sick shit with those things and lie about it and say it doesn't feel good like people did with other stuff like they did it and knock a good thing trying to act like they can get it too and mess it up for everyone
that was the best dick bash of my life
When a man shakes after taking a piss post intercourse and dried fluids flake off. Looks like snow.
"I banged this chick and when I took a leak I had bad dick snow."
In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.
Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts
He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm