Wen u have a Small dick and your that fucked in your head u take your cock out on insta live and all your so called mates have it and show everyone and violate u about it
Yo i can’t believe i am a dirty kd
When a girl is riding on top of a guy and farts on his balls Then gets off and goes to suck his balls but sniffs them instead
Dude I was horny and having sex but then this girl gave me a dirty carlin and my nuts smelt like asshole and fish for 3 days!
When a submissive white male gets pegged by his girl
Person one: did you hear about Ryan?
Person two: yeah he pulled a dirty simao.
The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got Dirty Christopher - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes
Named after the legendary Christopher Forde
“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”
Getting so drunk that you use a rando’s toothbrush that you found in the bathroom of a house party
He was so sauced last night he pulled a dirty Frannie, slapped a burger and then dipped.