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23th December ; happy national tall girl day :)
guy: hey you're so tall
girl: thanks
guy: btw today is national tall girl day!
girl: ouh really, thanks :)
Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!
Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?
Ken: Kiss a blonde day!
Barbie: I meant the number...
Lesbian slang used to identify other possible lesbians. If a lesbian is into you but isn’t sure if you like girls, she’ll tell you to have a happy/good/etc. earth day.
Lesbian #1: hey girl hope you have a good earth day!!
Lesbian #2: omg thanks!! hope you have a good earth day too!!
1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl
Earth day is on Saturday this year.
June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe
National Jerk and a Wipe Day
International pegging day is the day where men all over the world have their backdoors filled to please their partners.
It’s international pegging day Anthony! You know what that means.
International pegging day is today already? Fine I’ll get the special strap.
On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
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