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Putt-Putt-Ass

When you play mini golf with his dick and your asshole. His dick is the putter and your asshole is the hole-in-one your man wants to make.

"yeah my girl Stacey got that Putt-Putt-Ass fantasy but i haven't tried it yet."

by dabaeshea6 August 25, 2016


get your ass in the car

Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea

Friend- I wanna get wit my ex

Me- girl, get your ass in the car

by Bigbooty63 March 26, 2022


Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio

I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please

by Jerry mayn September 13, 2021


Up the ass

When the Guelph police service racists mistake a hernia pain patient for a schizophrenic and shove machete up their anus in sexual assaults

I don't want it up the ass

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022


Fat Ass Whale

A fat ass whale is a girl/woMan who eats too much food and became obese, fat ass whales also think they have cake when in reality the only cake that they have is in their stomach

PeyRoe is a fat ass whale

by Himmy neutron September 8, 2023


Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.

He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA

by Synaptic Shock July 12, 2019


ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003