In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.
Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.
person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
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Boys who get angry and triggered when someone calls them or other males sluts or whores because they think being a boy is a justifiable excuse to being a slag.
Girl1: Haha, Justin got so triggered when I called his favorite actor a man whore, but it's true! He really is one!
Girl2: Don't mind him sis, he's a Dick whore himself.
Inserting yourself into a conversation/situation for your own benefit. Basically cockblocking for your own gain.
P: What happened to that girl from last night?
D: J totally dick swooped and took her home.
A weak ass blunt filled reggie that resembles my nigga Hogg's pecker. Also so known to some as a Hogue dick. Refered to as a scarecrow dick as it resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of OZ's cock.
" damn bitch nigga! you finshed twistin that scarecrow dick up yet? I'm finna get blowed of that hogue pecker!"
A person who has fungi growing on penis.
My boyfriend has dick weed.
The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more
I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!