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Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.
Where all men with a penis size 6 1/2 inches complete a circle jerk 3 times a day
Timmy: time to do big dick December
usually referring to a penis under the size of .3 centimeters when flaccid
get that fucking pube outta my vag.... oh wait THATS YOU microphalise dick
When he dick you down so good it feel like you high off dick.
“I was so dick high i couldn’t even stay standing”
When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.
Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?
When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.
A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.
Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.