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Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.
Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.
It can mean one of two things :
1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.
Or...
2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.
( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )
Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.
Examples :
And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!
Or...
Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...
Or...
Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?
A very flat ass that is hard as stone
“shorty got that rig stone ass”
A derogatory term for wrestlers in the MMA world. They always shoot for a takedown at the earliest opportunity. Fucking annoying.
He hurt him! HE HURT HIM! No one saw it! That's why he shot for a takedown! Dusty ass bitch!
A fine young lady named Bree with a juicy ass and a nice hole.
Boy #1 - “Damn, look at Bree’s Tight Ass”
Boy #2 - “That shit is lookin hella bussin”
Boy #1 - “I think I’m gonna bust”
Boy #2 - “Me too”
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a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho
"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."
When someone in your house farts so loud that it wakes you up in the morning.
I was woken up this morning by my Tom's ass rooster.