Random
Source Code
Random
When someone fucks you and right after shits on your cooch
Jimmy had chocolate ass after fucking ally and serina
The most mad cunt person you know that smashes cars like vaginas and bootz’s balls up your asshole.
“Asscnt Scored!!”
Mum, what’s an ass cunt?
29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
1👍 1👎
A mf who acts dumber than a duck and has the likeness off a jit.
“ugly ahh boy you a duck ass jit”
jit replies “head ahh”
Though she was nude and ready to bone, Erik wouldn't fuck his high school girlfriend. She even tried to goad him into it by calling him a chicken ass. To no avail, he lacked the courage to root.
A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.
Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?