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Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.
"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"
A crap that starts to win the fight.
Hurry up Dave I got a turtle head poking out
The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo
"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"
A group of total baddasses that only do original things and influence others to do the badass shit too. Three hot ass guy accompanied by three hot ass girls.
The turtle herd is so baddass I wanna be in it but I'm not hot or original!
Probably the best jjba drp/rp account and they post nice fan art, cosplays and hentai.
Man that Cherry Turtle post was good as hell
Tell a Turtle just means that you’re telling a friend or someone something.
Craig told Miranda that she had fancy pink shoes and Miranda yelled “Tell a Turtle!”