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preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the anus, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.
Lil Chris:"Girl, you heading up to the grocery today?"
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."
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A phrase said if you are from leitrim and when you have just answered you phone.
(phone rings)
(Leitrimer picks up phone)
"Well, Wats de craic ?!"
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THE new 'Cinco de Mayo' Celebration in the USA for this year, especially in sunny San Diego, CA.
"Dood, let's grab some pork 'carnitas' boo-ree-toes (burritos) and a 'seis' (sixer) of cold Dos Equis. It's 'Swine-co de Mayo'!!!
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A penis, malformed by years of neglect and misuse.
Diagnosed by holding up an avocado next to the patients penis.
Named from the first person ever to present such a symptom. Known only by his handle Revolution, the phrase quickly gained ground in the medical community by the name "Penis de la Revolution".
Revolution: Doctor, my penis looks like an avocado!
Doctor: Let's call it 'penis de la revolution'!
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A small french-american private school located in Berkeley Ca. The Middle School and the elementary school are 2 blocks away from each other. The Middle school only holds 100 or less kids and is really strict. The children have apple laptops for education. The school is not the best school due to the mean teachers and all the rules
a: what school do u go to
b: Ecole Bilingue de Berkeley
a: ooo that sucks
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1. one of the best boxers pound for pound
2. won the 2 fights vs. Mosley but got robbed.
3. won the fight vs. Trinidad but got robbed.
4. handsome, nice smile, and can sing too
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