a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.
that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.
funniest mf ever, his brother bradley is better though
person: “jake, where’s bradley?”
jake: “at work”
A meme, mii and one of a kind. Can be an ass while always using innuendos. Can be quite a lad. Just don’t let any bromance get in the way.
A guy with a monster cock and the stamina of a horse
Wow! I can’t believe how hung Jake was!
Valeries forever boyfriend and husband <33 he is my world forever and always! I truly would do anything for him.. he’s so sweet and charming and makes me heart full again! When i see him i smile and sigh happily hoping he’ll always be in my sight i love this guy with all my heart!^^
Jake <3 Valerie
Most likely a massive cunt who lost all his friends because he prioritises his new girlfriend cover his close friends. The girl may only like him for his appearance in some cases
My friend is turning into such a Jake I hate it.