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when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.
Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.
When you are about to have sex doggy style but you are so drunk from drinking wine you look down and see 6 ass cheeks and 3 assholes. You close 1 eye hold your thumb up in front of your face (the thumbs up sign) stick your tongue out to 1 side of your mouth (like a French Painter looking at a subject they are painting) and say “Oui, Oui, Oui” (yes in French). You don’t necessarily have to stick your thumb in her (preferably a female) ass to pull this off.
“Shane, I was so fucking drunk last night when I was about to fuck this girl I met doggy style, I was seeing 3 assholes. I had to pull a Pablo Pic-Asshole to figure out which of the 3 holes to stick it in. . . “
Someone who isn't necessarily an asshole and doesn't full execute on asshole-like intentions.
the proverbial "taint"
His asshole-ish girlfriend became his wife and now she is just an asshole.
A: I know fooling around makes me an asshole.
B: no it's not but fooling around with my ex is definitely assholity.
The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct
"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.
When someone fingers your asshole with pepper and you and your body retaliate by ejecting a liquid sneeze from said anus
“Yo stop fingering I got an asshole sneeze coming”