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Girls: One who has 'lil' 'mhyz' or 'ldy' in her sn. One who wears particularly tight jeans, usually three or four sizes too small. One who wears an obscene amound of liquid eyeliner, cakes up way too much concealer on her face, and one who wears red lipliner with clear lipgloss. One who shaves off her eyebrows, only to draw them back on with thin eyeliner or to have them tattooed back on.
Boys: One who wears 'Roca wear' and 'Echo'. One who wears plain white oversized shirts, usually three or four sizes too big and black, blue, or beige Dickies. One who has the word 'mustuh' in his sn. One who frequently uses the words 'foo' or 'dick' to address someone.
Unisex: One who uses ` instead of an actual apostrophe. One who has an unusual amount of Azian Pride (Azn pryde).
Dude, that azn baby's make up is falling off her fucking face. That's disgusting!
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When you take a piece of nerds rope and insert it into a pregnant womans vagina and fish out the unborn baby (prematurely) and eat the fetus for your own pleasure. The baby WILL latch on
"i was so hungry and craving a christopher reeves fix and just had to go baby fishing"
"dude, i would have done the same thing"
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A name created by black women given to the unknown father of their baby. It is not uncommon for a woman to have a different baby daddy for each child
I've narrowed my baby daddy down to one of five guys i was with at Keisha's party last December
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The creation of a beautiful new baby by porking a girl in the toot shoot and accidentally breaking through the perianum while busting a nut. Thus the term Grundel Baby.
While I tried to park my H2 in the back of her single car garage, I slipped and busted a Grundel Baby maker move. She was upset.
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a child conceived after obama's win in the general election under the guise of "celebratory sex". most likely an illegitimate child.
person1: hey, did you know tammy is pregnant again?
person2: really? i didn't know her and tyrone got back together.
person1: oh, they didn't. this one is jose's.
person2: hmmm. i thought i saw a different car parked in front of her mom's house.
person1: car? jose drives a truck. that car must be jared's, her current boyfriend.
person2: oh, i see. looks like we should probably get back to work so we can support her obama baby.
person1: yeah. poor kid... he doesn't stand a chance.
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Millennial slang for a wrinkled micropenis
Peter hooked up with Jimmy and discovered a Baby Yoda in his trousers.
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any person that practices religion (particularly wiccan) in the night
the girl was a total moon-baby, practicing magic at midnight every full moon-
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