bean doobie

some killer refried beans and cheese rolled in a round flour rolling paper. spark it with some hot sauce.

"This is our last doobie man, lets go score some bean doobies from t-bell when it's spent."

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beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.

"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"

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team bean

when you are a mexican or latino, you play for team bean.

Don't hire him Adam, he plays for team bean.

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Jelly Bean

n. a person who is jealous of you because they suck taint

Andrew was being a jelly bean because I'm overly-talented.

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alex the bean

A nigger that is as white as Casper the ghost and looks like the biggest bean in the world, also has the biggest forehead u have ever seen

Look at Alex the bean his forehead is so big

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drop a bean

taking a quick and tiny pellet-like shit

or

in sexual intercourse, failing to pull out in the nick of time - therefore leaving a bean-sized amount of jiz in the vajayjay

"Dude you weren't in the bathroom long at all"

"Yeah, I only had to drop a bean."

or

"Omg, I'm so scared I might be pregnant!"

"Wait, I thought he pulled out?"

"Ugh, he did. But he totally dropped a bean."

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cool beans

cool beans; if one says it, it becomes contagious to others.

He done moss randy moss. Cool Beans!

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