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An accidental wiping of the eyebrow during a bowl movement.
Usually occurs when someone has to expell a Massive Shit and a lot of sweating occurs. During the wipe, a finger mildly brazes the turd being wiped. Then, the person wipes his/her eyebrow to clear the sweat of a job well done, leaving a smear of fecal matter on the eyebrow or forehead. Thus, a BROWN BROW...
Jimmy had to unload a big one earlier. He must have not looked in the mirror because he didn't notice the brown brow he came out of the shitter with
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When you are 69ing and your butthole stamps a little brown nickel on her forehead
Hi, as you can see from the brown nickel on my forehead, i have been 69ing recently
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When you have no clue what your writing about so you pull shit out of your ass and throw it on paper to make an essay
The teacher told me to write an essay about what we learned the whole year and i said fuck that and gave her a brown paper
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To beat someone to a bloody mess to the point where they become unrecognizable.
Jim: Hey did you hear about what Tony did to his wife?
John: No, what happened?
Jim: He Chris Browned her!
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When "santorum" is forcibly projected at another person by way of:
1. Placing directly into a spoon and flinging,
or
2. Shooting it out of a straw like a spit-ball.
After some rigorous anal sex, Larry expelled some snatorum on a spoon and shot a Brown Jenkins at Jack.
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A mix of raisinets, peanuts and the brown bagel slices picked out of chex mix.
"Are you down with the Triple Brown?"
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Bringing a Kick ass bagged lunch to school
Person 1: Dude what are you buying for lunch today?
Person 2: Dude my mom didnt give me money for lunch today so im brown bagging it.
Person 1: LAME!!!!!!
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