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“Spork Check”
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.
Reference to a check received from a recently deceased relative that was loaded and has happened to have left most of their money to one individual.
Have you gotten your death checks in the mail yet? Your uncle must've had it made.
No matter your size if you're trying to be sexy and you're not sure if your panties are too big to be considered sexy, if your panties fit in your pussy then they're small enough to be sexy
These panties are sexy i did the pantysize-check to make sure.
When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass
It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.
What some Canadians call the Canada Child Benefit. Those people probably refer to it as that because babies are made by a dick and a vagina.
Honey! I just got my dickie check today
A check someone gets form the state if are legally considered “retarded”
The only reason why that Timmy has every new shoe is thanks to that dummy check
This is when two people have sex and the guy/girl finishes early. Of course the other is still in the frisky mood so they’ll keep trying to go at it.
Bro I banged that chick from the party, but I finished in 5 minutes. She seemed like she wanted more so she double checked me.